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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Sometimes I Like To Go On a Hiatus...

First of all, that word does not get used enough. "Hiatus." Second of all, much has happened in "The World According to Wanton Hussy," since I last formally blogged.

It seems like just yesterday, I was dyeing my already fried hair, an obnoxious shade of red, eager to begin "Halloween weekend" as a single, frivolous, secure 23 year old. Oh, what a different three months make.

I will try to make this brief...

Halloween weekend came and left in a torrent of drunken debauchery. Friday night = Pirate Wench costume, Cover band concert, Back stage at cover band concert and crazy shenanigans. Saturday = BEST DAY EVER. Bodysurfing that is. The water was the warmest I had ever felt it. It was as clear as Hawaii. And I swam with dolphins. The spooked me at first when I opened my eyes underwater and a pod of three were only a few yards away. I was even fortunate enough to bear witness to the sweet swan song of their sonar hummings. I SWEAR to you, I heard their clicks and high pitched squeals. Simply put, "amazing." I was in the water for around two hours. Hangover Cure 101.

Then it was time to head home for a quick costume change into my 1950's Desperate Housewife get up. Tart, please give me the basics of uploading pics, so that my much anticipated pic montage can follow. We went to a bar at Redondo pier, continued to drink and dance the night away. Good times.

Sidenote: Me and my long time "on again, off again" boyfriend, are now "on again." I know, I know. But Wanton Hussy, aren't you leaving for Europe? Why did you get back together in November when you knew you were leaving? What are you going to do? Are you really going to stay in a relationship thereby not cheating on him? What were you thinking?

Me: I know what I want and have found it and am perfectly content. I have no wantings to stray for a insignificant fling. We have taken time apart, grown up a little, and realized that what we had all along is what we wanted, but it just needed a little fostering. I adore him and he to me. Oh, and Tart likes him too. Which is basically my number one priority when seriously considering a mate.

Okay, quick recap, I have a boyfriend and Halloween was fun. Fast forward a few weeks to mid-November. My boyfriends' friends from out of town come to visit and stay with me for the weekend for a "Welcome to the 'O.C.' bitch" weekend. Fun times ensued. Saturday night crossing the street elusive roommate and out of town guest are hit by a drunk driver in a Dodge Durango doing 40. Roommate down, I'm in shock, first-time therapy sessions for self-proscribed "P.T.S.D.," yadda yadda yadda.

Is roommate better? What about Europe? Are you still going? Can she make it?

Yes. Europe is still there. We are still going. She has a made a full and speedy recover. Christmas comes and goes. New Years as well. I have been through the full gamut of emotions with my long awaited, much anticipated Trip de Europe. Anxious, sad, happy, elated, scared, angry, you name it.

But, point being, it is finally here. Two weeks from tomorrow. I will definitely make it a point to write, blog, post pics because "it will make a great keepsake." Boyfriend is of course cool with it, being that this whole thing was planned during an "off again" stage. He hates me saying that we were "on again, off again" out of fear of looking young and immature, but the truth is, we needed it. It was crucial so that I may cut the invisible umbilical chord attached to my mom and so that he would prove himself to me that he can actually do what he has always been saying he would. Which is be completely successful in the business world.

All in all, I will not be boring you with my dating quos anymore, but will be completely focused on seeing all that Europe has in store for me. Again, if you have any suggestions as to where to eat/sleep/party/visit in various cities, as it is my goal to see all of Western Europe, please let me know. Until then, Ciao Bella.

And that's only because that's all I know how to say.

8 Comments:

At 9:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing, you can remember as far back as Halloween! I wish I could. Or maybe I'd rather forget my Halloween. In this country we celebrate it the old fashion way - "All Hallows Day".
We do what all good people do - go to church around noon and then spend an evening of dull old debauched fun. Promiscuity can be so boring sometimes. Or maybe I'm just growing up. Funny, you haven't even made it here yet, and I'm already looking forward to meeting you. We can spend time speaking in tongues. At the end of the day, when you're done teaching spelling to your ESL students, I'll show you around. Finally, a visitor from the exotic far-away country of California! And with a great sense of humor, no less.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Wanton Hussy said...

Anonymous--
Which country is this that "All Hallows Day" is celebrated?

Just curious.

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ciao bella! Il nome del paese e Italia. Mai sentito?
Buona notte, BB

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger Wanton Hussy said...

I don't know Italian, yet that is. But what I do have going for me is that whole "language of love" get-up.

What does that mean in English BB?

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger MaynOne said...

Hiatus. I think they serve that at our take out Chinese place. Served with an egg roll. Good stuff.

Rule #1: Don't get married before you turn 25. First marriage (Before 25) 718 days. Second marriage (After 25) 15 years this May. Statistics don't lie (unless you want them to)and absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Glad your friend is OK and the trip is still on!

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger Wanton Hussy said...

718 days huh? First thing that came to mind was how bad it must have been if you were counting down the days.

Just so you know, I have no desire to get married within this year (during my 24th year of life.) Next year, 2008, will be quite another story though. Like I have said, "I've found what I want."

There is something so reassuring about making a decision and devoting all your time, attention, resources and energy to it, only for it to return to you ten fold.

 
At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, la lingua d'amore! We Italians have devoted centuries to developing our own angle on "that whole language-of-love" concept. But we still happily accept foreign input. Or is that "intake", seeing that you're a girl? Are "intake" and
"put-out" synonimous? (In, out, who knows?!) If you ask me, English is unnecessarily confusing.
BB can mean lots of nasty things. Comunque, in questo caso, e il mio appellativo. If you're wondering about my Italian spelling, I agree it's not what it should be, but my English keyboard lacks the diacritic symbols I need.
Regarding your latest pettegolezzo, it's not "irrational female" behaviour, sweetheart, you're just growing up.
BB

 
At 9:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant "synonYmous". Sorry, BB

 

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