Tart and Wwanton Hussy commin actcha
No backspacing. purer drunk blogging. Twoo bitches commin actcha.
Recal:
*Recap:
Tart's botto *brother gave me a major thong wedgie. We aate pcizzaa.. Lots of piszzaaa!!! Inententionional usee of pizzzzzzaaaaa!!! PTart passed out on my courch. Ran into guy that says he "fel l in love with me for five minutes" a few years agao. What is lve? *love? Is love a curse ? I think so. It sonly seems to make thing s more compliceated then they have to be. Tar t is paseed out on cousch.
Anywho, boy from highs chool gropingly rubbed back of me and tart.
tar t had to put foot on floor because she gots the sips *spings. *Us. *spins. Tart's going to vom. ...
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Oh gd.
Oh god.
Here it comes.
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She says shes really sick.
"Just bring me some water. Roome temperature. Not coled. *Cold."
"Lime or lemon?"
"Fuck you."
That's lovoe.
*That's love.
*Attempt at druck (drunk) blogging results in success.
Want to hear the real funny thing?
Boy whome I have been "seeing" hung up on me tonight which is a cardinal sin in my book, which he is well aware of. Which resulted in A) talkind to a boy who looked familarily B) giving my phone number to noy who looked familiar and C) maybe the boy calling who looke d familiar and consequently HAD "fallen in love with me" months a go.
What a crazy world we live in...
Did I already mention that I intenitaionally did NOT back space in order to fiv *give the full randge of debauchersy the resulted from te eveing ?
I realiazed though that whe n I am sboer *Sober my b,oof *blogs would be the same inf* if did not bavck space because w *let's fae *ffave *fav *face it backspace happens...
Gootta go. Tart neeeds "roomat *"rao *"room temp" water.
posted by Wanton Hussy @ 2:39 AM
4 Comments:
This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
Next time take pictures!
And, yes; did the water help or was it a technicolor yawn?
Tart never drank the "room temp" water. When I asked her why room temp she said "because I thought if it were cold it would make me sick." Riiiggghhttt....
Maynone-
What is a technicolor yawn?
I was hungover too when I woke up. Which was scary, 'cause I was driving. I think it was the cumulative effect of 8 beers, not that I actually got drunk that night.
Anyway, I had nine Fat Tire Ales the next night and did the technicolor yawn myself. Several times. Ouch.
And you deserved that wedgie, which was hilarious by the way.
Technicolor yawn was the college term for blowing chunks, barfing, worshiping the porcelin god, etc.
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