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Friday, September 15, 2006

Bad Economics 101

The other day, during my attempt to sell products to the outside world, I met a man. He was an ordinary man. But a man, nonetheless.

What is so memorable about this meeting was the predicament I was faced with and my realization thereof.

I am always faced with snide remarks by clients and have become quite good at either deflecting, reflecting or avoiding the comments. But this man of a man I encountered left me speechless.

After a successful "pitch" and promise to help his company grown through the use of my product, this man proceeded to confront me with the fact that.... "You are selling to my competition aren't you."

*Systematically lists local companies to which we sell.*

"Yeah, we sell to them."

"So you are keeping my competition in business."

I didn't have a response. And I never NOT have a response. "Well, yeah. I guess." I manage to meagerly squeak. Now uncomfortable that he has put me on the spot. I began thinking to myself, why don't more people get mad at me for making their competition grow and how do I respond to that fact in the future.

I didn't have to ponder too long before realizing that of course we have to sell to his competition. He buys almost nothing from our company compared to the very competition with which he is implying.

If we only sold to ONE company because otherwise "we are keeping his competition in business" we would go out of business. Now that doesn't make much sense, now does it? What an idiot. I can't give him too hard of a time, because it was I that had to stop and explain to myself why what he said made no sense, or dare I say cents. Oh, I am so punny, I could just die.

7 Comments:

At 10:20 AM, Blogger MaynOne said...

I'm sorry, but it's 2006 here.

Are you blogging through some sort of space-time anomaly or worm-hole where it's actually 1950-something where you are? I cannot believe the schmucks you have to deal with.

You may want to consider buying a 32 oz. drywall hammer to carry with you. Would make nice dimples on foreheads. I bought mine at Lowes.

Kev

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Eric Soderstrom said...

Oh - I know this one. Yes sir, your competitors have already reaping the benefits of our fine products. In fact, Customer XYZ has shown an increase in [sales, profit, growth, prducts sold, etc.] since they began using our widgets. I am confident that your company will achieve similar results - and really, how can you afford to NOT use our products in this competitive industry?

And if that doesn't work, wink and flash a little bra strap.

 
At 6:58 PM, Blogger Wanton Hussy said...

I love it. I love it. I love it. All of them. Excellent. Bra strap. Dualy noted. The only thing I would change is to tell the 'man' everything you fellas did, but with a 1940's politician voice....

"Nah (now), see here's what were gonna do... Seaah...Nah, I want you to think big, BIG. Big changes on tha horizon heeerre... Nah, we can sell to just you, YOU see... But, it's gonna cost cha big, BIG.."

Isn't that better?

 
At 9:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure that wasn't Edward G Robinson?

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Wanton Hussy said...

Who is Edward G. Robinson?

 
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's this guy here, see...

Here he is in real life, see...

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger Wanton Hussy said...

That is EXACTLY who I was attempting to impersonate. Angelos, I might just keep you around awhile.. see, here.

 

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