"This just in...Gender dichotomy solidified by soap."
For all of you that are unaware, last year I obtained my Bachelors in Psychology and Social Behavior. Once my necessary courses were completed, my next interest was that of the Women's Studies field, because at the time I reasoned, "I'm a woman so that should be easy."
What I did learn, other than such cool and useful words as "dichotomy," was how to use it properly in a sentence. Like, "The dichotomy between men and women as exemplified in the media."
Now that I have taken those courses and feel quite well-read in the area of critical thinking, I can't help but notice how many traditional male/female gender roles are solidified in commercials, and consequently how much it infuriates me. I never claimed to be a feminist, in fact I used to call myself an anti-feminist because I believed feminist were hypocrites. This was because of my so-called "feminist" friends who would want equality amoung the sexes, except when it came to such issues as dating practices like paying, opening doors, making first moves, etc.
Is this reaction normal? When I see a commercial of a man calling, from the office, to his wife, at home, or a commercial of a woman cleaning and the man sitting on the couch or standing by the sink, I become so angry. Or the commercials when the mom saves the day with the KFC. Or when the woman is so excited that she has a new Febreeze smell in her Tide, obscenities forcefully escape my lips.
Even not in commercials, this reaction of mine is present. Like when I noticed dish soap developers inventing all these delicious smelling scents. So that time spent at the sink is as enjoyable and pleasant as possible, I can only assume.
To which I ask, how much time do "women" spend at the sink that an absolutely invigorating scent is warranted? Where is my place in all this? Will I ever be the type to be complacent with spending so many hours at the sink that the most exciting part of my day will be the new kiwi/lavender scent I picked up with a coupon at the local Albertson's? Breathe.
I sure hope not. But if it is, I can only hope it is because what I really want. Not just because Dove, Tide and Cascade told me so.


6 Comments:
Sometimes I rub mango-papaya soap all over my no-no region and then put on an apron and bake cookies ALL DAY.
Sometimes I fashion a shiv out my slivers of old bars of soap by melting them down, creating a large bar of multi-colored soap, and widdle the soap conglomerate into an item which to shank you. Think "Grapes of Wrath" meets "American History X."
We love to make fun of those commercials at our house. The best is Subway where the family is surrounding the mom and wanting dinner. At our house, if you're hungry, there's peanut butter in the pantry and jam in the fridge with plenty of milk to wash it down.
I also like the ones where the kid spills something and mom cheerfully cleans it up. Definitely not my mom. "Well, get some paper towels and clean it up. What the hell are you waiting for?"
I do alot of the cooking at our house. I get home first and my wife does laundry (I was fired from laundry after a few unfortunate incidents), so it's only fair. I personally like the apple scented Dawn when cleaning the kitchen. Half the house is mine (at least I like to think so) and keeping it clean is a joint responsibility. Accept nothing less.
By the way, have you seen the Ford commercial where the mom drops off the dad after he spends the weekend with her and the kids? Those kids will be well adjusted.
Arm and Hammer laundry detergent works just as well as Tide and costs less.
Sign me up for one of Tart's cookies. Chocolate Chip with walnuts. I have a good recipe, if needed...
Kevin
just an apron?
That's how I imagine it.
You boys apparently don't know my friend, Tart, too well...
Just an apron would be an accomplishment.
Ha! It's funny because it's true.
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