My only attempt to write a short story...

Below is my short story. Hope you like it. If so, then Part II to follow.
So much to say, so little time. Only a week into "hard core" backpacking and Alicia and I have only almost killed each other twice. Not bad, right?
Darn you Maynone, for actually reading and commenting on my post. Now I have another silly little occupation to make a weak attempt at. Is there such a job as "professional traveler, eater, drinker"? If so, I think they should move me straight to management. Cuz I'm the boss at it, bi-otch.