Why am I such a sucker for tattoos....

If you have tattoos please stay away from me. I have a fetish. No a weakness. Please stay away from me as I have tattooitis - a disease of the mind that makes a "good girl" go gah-gah for "bad boys." Funny part is that I have tattoos myself and know that tattoos do not make the person, but the person makes the tattoos. In layman's turns, tattoos don't mean shit about the individual who rocks them.

If I know this, then why oh why do I just become so enamored with guys with tattoos? Is it because I know my parents would not approve of them and I secretly, unconsciously do things with the desire to seek my parents' disapproval in order to state my independence? Or is it because I view men with tattoos as a challenge or exciting because of their image? Or is it because I am a female, and as we know, all females secretly like to change people and "help" them, even if they don't ask for it or seek it, like a child who takes care of a reluctant bird with a broken wing?

Whatever the reason, ink that has been needled into the first few layers of the epidermis, 1/16 of the way down, makes me woozy and a floozy and want to drink a little boozy.